Kitchen Notes: The Random Recipe Generator

This is too funny, but don't try to make any of the "recipes"! They're all randomly created from random words by the computer, so I can't guarantee the quality! I just refreshed the page and got this amusingly nauseating "recipe":

Chicken Salsa

Serves 4

You will need:

• 4 oysters
• 120g chicken

Instructions:

1. pre-heat the oven to 220 C
2. fry the oysters until browned
3. put the oysters in the fridge to set
4. microwave the oysters
5. sauté the chicken
6. bake for 80 minutes and serve hot

YUM-O. (And yes, Il Barista, I said that just for you, babe.)