I mean, really. Every time I turn around, there's some new apocalypse looming.
This time it's a geomagnetic apocalypse. You know, when I was your age, we didn't have such new-fangled fresh catastrophes! We had to make do with zombie apocalypses, global cooling disasters, alien invasion scenarios, and the Carter Administration. You young whippersnappers don't know how good you have it, being able to have so many different kinds of exciting new apocalypses to choose from nowadays!
FYI, PEOPLE/SPACE ALIENS/MOTHER NATURE/ANIMALS/VIRUSES-PATHOGENS: I AM ALL BOOKED UP ON APOCALYPSES FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE. PLEASE SCHEDULE ALL NEW CATACLYSMS ACCORDINGLY.
Yes, yes, insert here the obligatory: "WE'REALLGOINGTODIEOMG."
End of tongue-in-cheek "rant."
UPDATE: OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
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