I am really, reeeeeeeeeeeally sick and tired of eco-fanatics wanting me to feel guilty for living my life. I'm even more tired of them telling me how to live my life.
Listen, if I really did live my life the way they wanted me to, it wouldn't be a life worth living, and I might as well lemming myself off a cliff and put myself out of my misery. Then it'd be one less human being tormenting Gaia with her carbon footprint ... Hey, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute!
Anyway, the latest eco-guilt trip is hot showers. I'm totally not listening. NOBODY is going to tell me how to take a shower, for Pete's sake. It's almost winter here in Nerdworld. What kind of nutcase takes cold showers in the winter? I pay for my utility and water bills, and that means I pay for my hot showers. SO BACK OFF.
Hey, eco-fanatics! Here's a wee message:
Hey! They can have my hot showers when they turn them off my warm wet corpse!!
ReplyDeleteLOL! And is there ANY aspect of life that an eco-fanatic doesn't want to poke his/her nose into and interfere with?
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