Nerd Holiday Smackdown: Is Today Bloomsday or Captain Picard Day?

Would you rather that your humble blog-hostess celebrate Bloomsday or Captain Picard Day?  By the way, no fair, Boston Globe, tarting up your coverage of Bloomsday with a photo of Marilyn Monroe.  Talk about journalistic bias!  (Of course, Jean-Luc Picard doesn't need to be tarted up, does he, ladies?)