LOL: Military Strategy for Taking Cinderella's Castle

Wanna conquer Disney's Magic Kingdom?  Check out one Marine's thoughts, Operation It's A Small War After All (complete with maps!).  Here's a bit of it:

Secondary Objective: While in Fantasyland we will have the opportunity to take down the menace of all parents everywhere. The "It's a Small World" ride will be within our reach. Our secondary objective is to eliminate the ride with extreme prejudice. This isn't a capture mission like the castle, but one of complete annihilation. Expect heavy casualties as their adorable repetitiveness burns into your skulls like white phosphorus in the jungle. Our sacrifices will be great, but our suffering is in the name of protecting others. 

Oh, and watch out for Disney's commando kitties!  Have fun storming the castle!