What Fresh Hell Is This? -- Putin Sings

It's ... it's ... You have to see it (and hear it) for yourself.  It might even be more creepy and weird than the crazy Gazprom song.  Here's the video.

Oh, here's a thought.  Silvio Berlusconi of Italy used to be a cruise ship singer in his youth.  What would happen if you pitted these two into a lounge act throwdown of cheesy songs and egomanical politicians?  While we're at it, why not throw in Bill Clinton and his saxophone?  My ears are bleeding just thinking about it.