Satire Alert: Onion Headline "Pakistani Intelligence Announces Its Full Cooperation With U.S. Forces During Upcoming Top Secret June 12 Drone Strike On Al-Qaeda At 5:23 A.M. Near Small Town Of Razmani In North Waziristan"

Leave it to the Onion to make a pointed statement about Pakistan while making us laugh too.  Oh, and we do laugh.  We laugh because there's truth in that satire.