Wretched Recipes: the Durian Smoothie

The Cine-Sib and I seriously HATE durian, but of course some people love it.  Here's a nasty-looking recipe for a stencherrific durian smoothie.  BLEAGH!  I'd much rather get a nice boba tea or watermelon nectar.   

But, in the interest of culinary knowledge, here's a video on how to deal with the spiny-skinned reeking glob of malodorous goop also known as a durian: