LOL: the Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Well, the first debate is tonight, and I'm regarding it with a cynical eye, so here's my comment on the whole circus of "gotcha!" coverage, zingers, cheap shots, loaded questions, tendentious non-answers, errors, and gaffes.  (Surely you weren't thinking that this is a real discussion of policy, were you? )  

So!  To help you make it through what's sure to be an awful night, here's the Presidential Debate Drinking Game, my lovelies.  At least there's not the stipulation to take a drink every time your BS detector goes off, or you'll assuredly get alcohol poisoning within mere minutes.  Click to enlarge and remember - this is just a joke!