Are You Ready For Some Football?

August is half over (how is this possible???), and while I am dreading the start of the school year, at least it means we'll soon have some good old-fashioned NFL action to distract us.  We've got heroes, anti-heroes, attention hogs, villains, PR nonsense, PC nonsense, rumor mills, celebrity tie-ins, and that's before we even get on the field.  But I don't want to talk about Tim Tebow or Mark Sanchez or Tom Brady or the Mannings.  Nope.  Fellow football fans, let us consider the splendor that is Robert Griffin III.