Showing posts with label bah humbug. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bah humbug. Show all posts
Sunday, December 23, 2012
The Champagne Index of French National Happiness
Apparently this index isn't official, but it darn well ought to be. France is currently having a bad case of the holiday blues, and sales of bubbly are way, way down.
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Friday, December 23, 2011
Best Buy Is On The Naughty List
Here's a headline that nobody wants to read right now: "Whoops! That Stuff You Ordered Weeks Ago from Best Buy? It’s Not Coming." Yup, Best Buy is ruining Christmas!
Thursday, December 01, 2011
'Tis The Season For Christmas Music Abuse
Yes, yes, I know that it's now officially December, so everyone has the technical right to play as many schmaltzy, cheesy versions of Christmas songs as they please. I know that every shop and mall in the country is going to be blasting the stuff. I do object, though, to Christmas music being played in restaurants.
No, really! I was just out for a nice meal with friends at a little Italian place, and the air was filled with that musical abuse. It's a restaurant, people. Can't I even have a meal in some peace? Schmaltzy upbeat Christmas pop music is not "ambiance" or "atmosphere." NOT IN AN ITALIAN PLACE. NO WAY. NOT EVER. "Jingle Bell Rock" is an abomination. I do NOT want to hear "All I Want for Christmas Is Yoooooooou" sung by some lame celebrity (and why does almost every quasi-celebrity in the entertainment business feel the compulsion to record Christmas songs? STOP IT!) while I'm trying to eat.
Anyway, this isn't to say that I just Scroogerrifically hate all Christmas music. I like good Christmas music. Let me kick off the season with something nicer than craptastic versions of pop holiday ear-poison. Try this instead -- the traditional first song of the annual Christmas Eve service at King's College, Cambridge.
Once in Royal David's City
No, really! I was just out for a nice meal with friends at a little Italian place, and the air was filled with that musical abuse. It's a restaurant, people. Can't I even have a meal in some peace? Schmaltzy upbeat Christmas pop music is not "ambiance" or "atmosphere." NOT IN AN ITALIAN PLACE. NO WAY. NOT EVER. "Jingle Bell Rock" is an abomination. I do NOT want to hear "All I Want for Christmas Is Yoooooooou" sung by some lame celebrity (and why does almost every quasi-celebrity in the entertainment business feel the compulsion to record Christmas songs? STOP IT!) while I'm trying to eat.
Anyway, this isn't to say that I just Scroogerrifically hate all Christmas music. I like good Christmas music. Let me kick off the season with something nicer than craptastic versions of pop holiday ear-poison. Try this instead -- the traditional first song of the annual Christmas Eve service at King's College, Cambridge.
Once in Royal David's City
(Come on, aren't these choir boys much better than Justin Bieber? And, yes, in the name of fairness and objective research, I did actually attempt to listen to Bieber's Christmas effort. I lasted about 1 minute.)
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