What Do You Do After You Shoot Bin Laden?

You go to Disneyland.  You go off in a daring raid and rescue American and Danish hostages from Somali pirates.  Kudos!

Monday Therapy: Best Business Card Ever?

It's Monday, so we're all back in the office or the classroom, and we might have need of business cards ... so I've found the best one in existence.  Of course it's a joke ... and a splendid one.  I need to come up with some awesomely hilarious cards, since the Opera Diva has done just that for herself.  I really want to put "freelance berserker," "scribe for hire," and "breaker of horses and freshmen" on mine.  For now, though, feast your eyes on this:

Film Culture Commentary: Renters, Pirates, and The Movies They Watch

They rarely watch the same movies.

Netflix's most rented movies of all time was led by "The Blind Side," with "Crash" at No. 2, "The Bucket List" at No. 3, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" at No. 4 and "The Hurt Locker" at No. 5. 

TorrentFreak's most pirated films list was led by (no surprise here) "Avatar," followed by "The Dark Knight," "Transformers," "Inception" and "The Hangover." 

I don't pirate movies, but I've never seen any of the top 5 rented flicks while I've seen 4 of the top 5 pirated ones (I saw them in the theater, I swear on a stack of Bibles!).  De gustibus ... ?

Arrrrr, Ye Scurvy Dogs!

September 19 is International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Schadenfreude Alert: Sometimes Stupidity Is Its Own Punishment

Mwahahahaha! Oh, and Vive la France.

Quirky Asia Files: Chinese Sailors with Beer Bottles 1, Somali Pirates 0

I can't make this stuff up if I tried.

Beer!  Is there anything it can't do?