Monday, December 27, 2010

Christmas as Psychological Warfare

Well, obviously -- haven't you ever seen how relatives behave?  The sniping, complaining, backstabbing, gossiping, huffy silences-- Oh, you mean military psy ops?  OK, that too.

I'm reminded, though, of two hilarious quips about the holidays:
  • "Christmas isn't about being with people you like.  It's about being with your family!" -- Tim Allen
  • "Al Qaeda threatening to disrupt Christmas ... Who do they think they are -- relatives?" -- Jay Leno
OK, now I have a ludicrous image in my mind of Rambo Rudolph in some jungle, hefting a massive rocket launcher and blowing up stuff while yelling, "Merry Christmas, [insert insult here]!"

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