Kitchen Notes: Is This Culinary Sin Forgivable?

A poor damned soul confesses that she enabled the total monstrosity that is Sandra Lee.  Oh, you say, to err is human ... to forgive, divine.  Oh, you say, the quality of mercy is not strained; it droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven upon the place beneath. It is twice blessed -- It blesseth him that gives, and him that takes.  OK, but I should tell you that this is the same poor damned soul who wrote the recipe for this nauseating atrocity and gave it to Sandra Lee.  Is this culinary sin forgivable?  I say only two words: corn nuts.

You miserable vomitous mass.