Satire Alert: Cthulhu for President!

As one fan of H.P. Lovecraft says, 

This site is dedicated to the Great Old One, who should return from his slumber to take over the U.S. government and make this country a whole hell of a lot better as the leader of our executive branch. Or destroy it and drive everyone insane, kill us all, or something really nasty! Remember, Cthulhu for President! Why vote for the lesser of two evils?

OK, but whom should Cthulhu get for a running mate?  I remember how bitterly disappointed the Cine-Sib and I were a few election cycles ago when we threw our support to the Picard/Riker ticket.