Nerd Victory Is Mine!

Remember the Shakespeare haiku contest?  The judges have deliberated, and I won second place!  Don't tell the Nerd Lords, though, who would be horrified to know that instead of working on Nerdpocalypse Now research and writing I'm running off to enter poetry contests, heh!  Admittedly I dashed off that haiku in 5 minutes while rushing out the door to go to school.