Was war das? Kaum zu glauben #BRAGERI thought the match was going to be a tough fight that Brazil would barely win in the end given the absence of injured Neymar. I wasn't expecting a brutal 7-1 beatdown that looked as if the Brazilians were a Little League team going up against the New York Yankees. As the demoralized Brazilians completely collapsed in appalling fashion, the rampant Germans scored 5 times in the first half hour, and there are no words for this:
— Franz Beckenbauer (@beckenbauer) July 8, 2014
UPDATE: I had linked to a Vine of the first 5 goals, but that's been taken down since this post went online. As a consolation prize, let me give you another Vine. The French sports publication L'Equipe just made this Vine of a LEGO version of the poor Brazilian goalie. Aw, just look at his expressions:
The sports commentary in the aftermath of the match has been wild. How do you describe such an epic performance? It's World Cup history being made in front of you. My crew and I ended up feeling bad for the Brazilians being destroyed on their own turf even as we marveled at the impeccable Germans. You almost wanted a mercy rule to kick in and put Brazil out of its misery. How the mighty have fallen indeed.
The game summed up in a picture. pic.twitter.com/VWRouf1sHo— World Cup 2014 (@PostWorldCup) July 8, 2014
Up in the ESPN booth, former German team captain Michael Ballack was over the moon, and who could blame him? (Lookin' goooooood there, Mike!)
Updated. Michael Ballack. #BRAvsGER pic.twitter.com/Lh3ZhKRzfoThe Netherlands take on Argentina today for the other spot in the final. I like the Dutch very much, but I think a Germany-Argentina final would be just brilliant ... especially if (when?) the Germans crush the Argentines into dust.
— Alexi Lalas (@AlexiLalas) July 8, 2014
Oh, and the German team is being classy in victory. Good for them.