Happy Easter: Fried Cadbury Eggs?!

Yes, you read that right.  FRIED CADBURY CREME EGGS.  Good thing this holiday's about resurrection, because I'm pretty sure this recipe is going to kill me instantly.

Eggscellent: Making Cadbury's Easter Treats

350 million Cadbury creme eggs a year!

LOL: Chocolate Easter Bunnies Are Still Bunnies

A humorous bit of holiday photography for you.  The caption on Flickr reads: "Leave them alone, and they multiply."

Best Résumé Ever?

Not only was it memorable, but it landed its creator a job!

Forgotten History: the Canadian Candy Bar Strike of 1947

Children's crusade.

"The Surprisingly Manly History of Hot Cocoa"

Drink up, boys.  Cool factoid: Hot cocoa was part of all the major expeditions to the North and South Poles.

The Delicious Delights of the Oursons Guimauve

The beloved French chocolate-covered marshmallow bears turn 50 this year, and they are as popular as ever ... and about to hit the American market too!  Oh, and there are variations on the shape.  I laughed out loud when I read the name of one: "Les Tetines de la Reine Margot."  Oh, France.

MM in the Kitchen: S'Mores Hot Cocoa

It's getting colder here in Nerdworld, which means it's time for something hot and yummy and chocolatey to warm us all up!

MM in the Kitchen: Red Wine Chocolate Cake

Sheer madness.  And you'll love it.

MM in the Kitchen: Hazelnut Nutella Cookies

Yummy.  Heck, maybe I'll have some for breakfast.

The Nutella Lawsuit (And Why It's Bunk)

Go ahead!  Eat chocolate for breakfast!  I know I do.  As long as, of course, that's not the only thing you have for breakfast.  DUH.  By the way, lawsuit-flinging dipsticks, what have you got to say about children's sugar bombs breakfast cereals that come loaded with marshmallows and about a metric ton of artificial colors and flavorings?  Nutella at least is better grade chocolate than that garbage in Cocoa Puffs and Count Chocula. I'm going to call this stupid legal action "the lawsuit against edible awesomeness" ... because that's what it is.

Oh, but in general, gentle reader? You want to know what's awesome?  Nutella on toast with fruit on the side and a huge vat of coffee.  That's the breakfast of nerd-champions, right there!  Try it if you never have before.  Nutella on croissants is awesome too.