Oh, but in general, gentle reader? You want to know what's awesome? Nutella on toast with fruit on the side and a huge vat of coffee. That's the breakfast of nerd-champions, right there! Try it if you never have before. Nutella on croissants is awesome too.
Sunday, August 07, 2011
The Nutella Lawsuit (And Why It's Bunk)
Go ahead! Eat chocolate for breakfast! I know I do. As long as, of course, that's not the only thing you have for breakfast. DUH. By the way, lawsuit-flinging dipsticks, what have you got to say about children's sugar bombs breakfast cereals that come loaded with marshmallows and about a metric ton of artificial colors and flavorings? Nutella at least is better grade chocolate than that garbage in Cocoa Puffs and Count Chocula. I'm going to call this stupid legal action "the lawsuit against edible awesomeness" ... because that's what it is.
Oh, but in general, gentle reader? You want to know what's awesome? Nutella on toast with fruit on the side and a huge vat of coffee. That's the breakfast of nerd-champions, right there! Try it if you never have before. Nutella on croissants is awesome too.
Oh, but in general, gentle reader? You want to know what's awesome? Nutella on toast with fruit on the side and a huge vat of coffee. That's the breakfast of nerd-champions, right there! Try it if you never have before. Nutella on croissants is awesome too.
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