LOL: The Children's Illustrated Clausewitz

Some enterprising wit is attempting to turn Carl von Clausewitz's treatise On War into a children's book complete with colorful illustrations.  Clausewitz the Prussian general and military theorist himself is a bunny in a uniform!  Check it out here: http://clausewitzforkids.wordpress.com/.  As for me, I'm thinking now, Hmmmm, if my academic career crashes and burns, maybe I'll write and illustrate a children's version of Sun Tzu's Art of War ... with pandas.  Lots of pandas.  Perhaps Sun Tzu himself should be a tiger ... Oh, boy, now I'm going to obsess about this.