Higher Edpocalypse: Hey, How About Selling A Kidney to Pay Your Student Loan Debt?

An academic at Scotland's University of Dundee actually suggested this recently, so of course the story is winging its way across a horrified Internet.  OK, I'm only going to say this once: if I wake up tomorrow in an ice-filled bathtub with a note nearby that says "Call 911; we took your kidney to pay our student debts," I am going to be SERIOUSLY FRIGGIN' ANNOYED.