Life Imitates the Onion: Kim Jong Un

The Onion. The results of a recent Time magazine reader poll.  (How many of those votes do you think were cast by trolls and other snarky Internet agents provocateurs?)

Ridiculous: UK Poll Reveals Qualities of "the Perfect Guy"

I have no idea just how this British survey of some women was conducted and all, but it doesn't matter.  I can already tell you that the results are ludicrous. Look at this: "86% say they want a man who is sensitive, calls his mother regularly and cries during films."  Oh, please. I don't know about you, but I don't want some touchy, prissy mama's boy who likes The Notebook.

Oh, and I just love this comment left on the story:

This is ridiculous. As someone else stated, if there were a "perfect woman" poll (which there probably will be), women all over the world would be [FURIOUS]. Such a waste of time ... why did I read this article?

Quiz: Are You Smarter Than a Wall Street Occupier?

I wager that indeed you are, gentle reader!

Place Your Bets: Snarky Asian American Nerd Versus Squeaky Canadian Music Sensation

Hilarious.  And, yes, in the questionnaire I said I was willing to fight dirty!

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What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?

Alessandra got 55%. I got 37%.

"Dude, I'm screwed," I moaned.

She grinned. "You're zombie chow!"

Gentle reader, what are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse?

(OK, now I have the sudden urge to see "Shaun of the Dead". . .)