Sunday, November 09, 2008

What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?

Alessandra got 55%. I got 37%.

"Dude, I'm screwed," I moaned.

She grinned. "You're zombie chow!"

Gentle reader, what are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse?

(OK, now I have the sudden urge to see "Shaun of the Dead". . .)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I only have a 68% chance. I think not owning guns work against us.

Brian J. Dunn said...

Just 51% I think I lost points since while I can use weapons I don't actually own any.

I think knowing how to emplace and fire a claymore mind should count for something against zombies...

Anonymous said...

But wait! More importantly, How many five-year-olds could you take in a fight?

Mad Minerva said...

Survey says...I can take down 22 five-year-olds in a knock-down, drag-out brawl!

Anonymous said...

Now that's a fun picture, MM!

As for the zombie invasion, luckily I don't live within 1000 miles of anyone I love, so all those 'drive 20 minutes blah blah blah' questions get answered 'nope.'

The bad news: My guns are also 1000 miles away.

Brian, like guns, I think you actually have to have Claymore mines for them to help. I found a book on how to make your own Claymores once; it was kinda scary. And I didn't have the $8 on me.