Saturday, December 20, 2008

Holiday Satire Alert: Santa Wants Bailout

Iowahawk is feeling festive with a new satire for Christmas. 

Here's the start of it.  Hilarious!
WASHINGTON - Flanked by officials from the United Elf Toytinkerers union, SantaCorp CEO Kris Kringle today told the House Ways and Means Committee that without immediate government financial help, his firm would be forced to declare bankruptcy, lay off thousands of elves and reindeer, and potentially cancel its annual worldwide Christmas Eve toy delivery.
Now who's been naughty?

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