Satire Alert: Letter to the Editor, Regarding Government Health Care

From the ever-humorous blog Dr. Boli's Celebrated Magazine comes this fake letter to a newspaper. Here's a bit of it:

Sir:

Countless billions are spent each year on health care, and yet the mortality rate remains at exactly 100 per cent. Can any better proof be offered of the incompetence of our current government? It is time either to sweep out the unfit and unable from our health establishment, or candidly to admit our failure and spend the money we waste in futile attempts to defeat mortality on something more practical, such as post-minimalist sculpture.