Nerd Fun: A Theorem of Time, Money, and Knowledge

Check out Miss Cellania's lesson:

Knowledge is Power.
Time is Money.

As every physicist knows, Power = Work/Time.

Therefore, Knowledge = Power = Work / Time = Work / Money, or Money = Work / Knowledge

Thus for any given amount of work, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money goes to infinity (the executives).

Conversely, as Knowledge gets larger, Money gets smaller (scientists and academics).

QED

Hilarious!

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