Political Humor of the Day: A New Devil's Dictionary

Ambrose Bierce would be proud!  Here are a few of my favorites:

Charity - Body funded by the state through compulsory taxation, whose role is to lobby for more taxation.

Diversity – Lots of middle-class people of various ethnic backgrounds who all went to the same schools, the same universities, watch the same programmes, read the same books and vote the same way.

Fairness – Tax.