- The State of the Union is strong.
- Applause.
- It’s stronger because I’m up here and you’re not.
- Applause.
- Attack the Supreme Court [Obama only].
- Here’s why my political party is awesome.
- Applause from one side of room.
- Here’s why the other party is a bunch of doody-heads.
- Applause from the same side of the room.
- Here’s a program I want you to pass.
- Applause.
- Here’s an Ordinary Average Guy whose story should convince you to pass my program.
- Television shot of Ordinary Average Guy.
- Applause.
- Repeat steps 6-14 about 874 times.
- Here’s a couple more reasons why I’m awesome.
- Applause.
I didn't even bother watching the State of the Union address last night. I was doing homework while watching "Mission: Impossible 3." UPDATE: Apparently I missed even less than I'd thought. So rhetoric isn't enough, eh? I told you that years ago, and you already knew it before I blogged it. The real question is why so many people still seem enamoured of politicians' speeches that are really be-glittered piles of [insert substance here]. If I want [insert substance here], I can just listen to my undergrads' utterances of big words and little substance. *Yawn.* BORED NOW.
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