Nerd Journal: I Hate Politics

I hate that it distracts me from the true purpose and glory of life in November: planning the most delicious, epic Thanksgiving yet.  So enough of politics.  Until Michelle Obama's food police gendarmerie busts in my door and force me to serve celery sticks for Turkey Day, I'm going to do what I always do: COOK LIKE A DEMON AND SERVE SCRUMPTIOUSLY SINFUL DISHES.  Get an eyeful of the Ultimate Turducken, gentle reader!