I. An actual recipe for the Ultimate Turducken. Overengineer that sucker to oblivion!
II. OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER: OH THANK GOD, THE USDA IS HERE WITH A GOVERNMENT-SPONSORED TURDUCKEN PROTOCOL TO END THE NATIONWIDE EPIDEMIC OF PEOPLE GETTING SICK FROM HOMEMADE TURDUCKEN COOKED WITHOUT GOVERNMENT SUPERVISION. WE'RE SAVED! *throws handfuls of dry stuffing mix like confetti*
III. The incomparable Iowahawk mashes up Churchill, Petraeus, Benghazi, and turkey into this hilarity:
Murder, wrapped inside a government cover-up, wrapped inside an extramarital affair: Benghazi is the Turducken of scandals.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 15, 2012
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