The Syria Speech

I'm sorry. I'm watching this thing, but I cannot take this unserious man seriously.  The content of this speech is so much rhetorical fluff and filler.  His mouth is moving, but I can't hear a bloody thing over the sound of How Idiotic This Administration Has Been For Days.  This is CYA BS meant to cover up the unbelievable clusterfark that this has become.  This sucks.

Well, at least this craptastic speech was short.  Ugh.  Here, you can enjoy Stephen Green's drunkblogging of it.

UPDATE:  The speech in a nutshell:

All we are saying, is give either peace or war a chance, depending which I'm pursuing at the moment.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) September 11, 2013