Historical Nerd News: A Forgettable College Application Essay

Read this high school student's essay for his application to Harvard.  Are you impressed?  Should you be impressed?  It's a totally boring, banal essay:

The reasons that I have for wishing to go to Harvard are several. I feel that Harvard can give me a better background and a better liberal education than any other university. I have always wanted to go there, as I have felt that it is not just another college, but is a university with something definite to offer. Then too, I would like to go to the same college as my father. To be a "harvard man" is an enviable distinction, and one that I sincerely hope I shall attain.

You might be amused, though, to know who wrote it.