Satire Alert: Predictions for 2011

Funny stuff, of which my favorite bit is probably this:

... due to a depressed economy, rogue nuclear-armed states, an energy crisis, terrorism, childhood obesity, the pervasiveness of talking dogs in movies, clamshell packaging, sparkling vampires, and Justin Bieber, I expect our republic to collapse before it reaches its 235th birthday, and ... I expect the world to then be ruled by terrorists, crazed dictators, and freaky Japanese robots.