Yadda yadda yadda. Is there any part of life that the Greenies will not seek to control in their horrendous eco-crusade? Is there not a single activity of normal life that they do not feel justified in pontificating about, unasked and unwanted? Killjoy thermomaniac watermelons! In the name of their implacable pagan deity Gaia, amid lurid visions of greenpocalypse, these frothing fanatics will stop at nothing. Prius-driving, soy-latte-sipping, humorless little popinjays! Pathetic, hypocritical neo-hippies with delusions of messianic grandeur and fantasies of power justified by an aggressive sense of moral superiority. What a toxic crew of obsessive miscreants who trade in guilt and misery as the expression of their perverse secular doomsday cult. GO AWAY. I don't care if you want to flagellate yourselves over your eco-sins, but I sure as hell mind when you attempt to flagellate me. Hey! Can we classify Greenies as an invasive species?
In the meanwhile, I am busy Googling away -- Payless Shoes is having another BOGO sale right now, and MM needs some nice new sassy but cheap sandals for summer! (Though that too is evil, apparently.) I'm also doing this while drinking a big vat of non-fair trade, non-organic coffee and frying up some eggs from non-free-range chickens. Evil! How many sins can I commit before breakfast? Heh! Oh, and Google already put the beatdown on this stupid Internet-search idea back in 2009: "...a typical individual's Google use for an entire year would produce about the same amount of CO2 as just a single load of washing." Speaking of, I gotta do laundry today -- rack up yet another eco-sin for me, yay!
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