Nerd News: the Prof and the Prostitution Ring

Busted.  What's possibly even more facepalm-worthy is the assertion that Professor Dirtbag here wasn't running that prostitution ring for profit but as a non-profit hobby.  AS A HOBBY?  Are you kidding me?  A hobby is something like gardening or woodworking or baking or scrapbooking or blogging or collecting stamps or setting up model trains.  On another note, this whole story should be another entry into the "life now becomes impossible to satirize" files, given Stephen Colbert's recent joke about prostitution during his Commencement speech.  Blerg!