Friday, June 06, 2008

Nerd Notes, Nerd Analysis: A History Professor Looks at the State of Academia

The academic in question is Alan Charles Kors, a professor of history at the University of Pennsylvania (yes, an Ivy). His assessment, while absolutely no surprise to any of us, is still unhappy reading.

Blurb:
Academics, in their own minds, face an almost insoluble problem of time. How, in only four years, can they disabuse students of the notion that the capital, risk, productivity and military sacrifice of others have contributed to human dignity and to the prospects of a decent society? How can they make them understand, with only four years to do so, that capitalism and individual- ism have created cultures that are cruel, inefficient, racist, sexist and homophobic, with oppressive caste systems, mental and behavioral? How, in such a brief period, can they enlighten "minorities," including women (the majority of students), about the "internalization" of their oppression (today's equivalent of false consciousness)? How, in only eight semesters, might they use the classroom, curriculum and university in loco parentis to create a radical leadership among what they see as the victim groups of our society, and to make the heirs of successful families uneasy in the moral right of their possessions and opportunities? Given those constraints, why in the world should they complicate their awesome task by hiring anyone who disagrees with them?
Link via Tigerhawk, who says this of his late father, who was a professor:
He told me once that the highest compliment he had ever received from a student came from a smart radical activist in the seventies who told him at the end of the semester that he had no idea what my father's political opinions were.
You know, I aspire to being that way too. The classroom lectern is not a bully pulpit for profs and instructors to spout their own personal political opinions/neuroses/activist positions. Frankly, I don't think my students should know what my politics are, because that'll squash any pretense at open, honest discussion of all relevant perspectives and evidence in a given issue or topic.

Nerd Notes: A Super-Nerd Grad Student has 11 Degrees

Well, that's pretty impressive . . . but why on earth would anybody need or want 11 different degrees?

It's nerd overload. Or sheer masochism. Or both?

Here they are, by the way:
  • University of Oxford (1997, M.Sc., sociology)
  • University of Cambridge (1998, M.Phil., sociology and politics of modern society)
  • Stanford University (2000, A.M., education)
  • Columbia University (2001, M.A., politics and education)
  • Columbia University (2002, M.S., real-estate development)
  • Harvard University (2002, M.Des.S., real estate)
  • Brown University (2004, M.A., development studies)
  • Dartmouth College (2004, M.A., liberal studies)
  • Brandeis University (2007, M.A., coexistence and conflict)
  • Skidmore College (2007, M.A., liberal studies)
  • Harvard University (2008, D.Des., design)
Would you like fries with that? (Sorry, sorry!)

China: Official Olympic Cheers -- and Choreography

China now has issued some official cheers you can use during the upcoming Olympics. A little official sporting propaganda?

I found this little bit really amusing:
A cartoon issued to provide extra guidance on top of the "Olympic cheering practice" sessions that have been held for workers around Beijing for the last year shows a young girl in the approved postures.

In the first frame she is beginning to clap; in the second, doing a thumbs-up gesture; in the third, clapping again; and in the fourth, holding both arms up in the air.

In time, she also chants: "Aoyun! Jia You! Zhongguo! Jia You!" - meaning "Olympics! Add petrol! China! Add petrol!"

"Add petrol!", the nation’s favourite sporting chant, is more usually translated as "Go, Go!"

The cartoon is the joint product of the Communist Party’s spiritual civilisation bureau, the ministry of education, the Beijing Olympics organising committee, and state television, which has begun showing clips of schoolchildren showing how it is done.

Goodness, practice your cheering. Why does this sound so much like standard Communist look-at-me lockstep performance? Hmmmm. Still, no matter how silly the choreography, I'm sure it's still better than the Macarena.

The "add petrol" line is a funny little expression that just doesn't translate very well. We have that too in Taiwanese. Heck, I've heard my parents tell me that during exam-time at school!

I am feeling mischievous. Gentle reader, feel free to suggest your own Olympic cheers in Comments.

This Day in History: June 6, 1944

That's right: it's the anniversary of D-Day.

The importance can hardly be overstressed -- which explains why so many people (and students) haven't the foggiest clue.

You might start with Eisenhower's message to the troops on that day.

Since I have movies on my mind seemingly non-stop right now, perhaps you've seen this.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Quirky Asia Files: Japan's "Poetry Boxing"

Wow, this puts a whole new spin to the term "poetry slam."

Gentle reader, I invite you to post your original trash-talking haikus in Comments.

Taiwan: President Ma Praises China ... On Tiananmen Anniversary

I'm not even going to start. Dignified Rant has the post and the link. Of course, the news "story" is by the AP, aka "Asinine Publication."

Here is a blurb:
Taiwan's new leader used the 19th anniversary of the Tiananmen Square crackdown to praise rival China on Wednesday, breaking with his previous policy of marking the date with condemnations of Beijing's human rights record.

"China has made certain progress since it started to open up and reform 30 years ago," President Ma Ying-jeou said in a statement.

. . . In the past, Ma has been scathing on the Tiananmen issue, saying China's failure to offer a full accounting of why hundreds, if not thousands, of pro-democracy protesters were killed by Chinese troops on June 3-4, 1989, is a major impediment to improved relations between Taiwan and the mainland.

The crackdown followed weeks of demonstrations that involved tens of thousands of students and other democracy proponents. The protests started in Beijing's Tiananmen Square and spread to several major cities.

Last year on the Tiananmen anniversary, Ma criticized China for putting off democratization and continuing to suppress press freedom and human rights.

Still, Ma said Wednesday he remained concerned about the implications of the 1989 Tiananmen crackdown on the ability of "mainland compatriots (to) enjoy a life of freedom and democracy.
Pffffft.

You want to talk about China's "progress"? Fine. China has changed in various ways, though frankly I don't buy the hoopla and shiny propaganda about how it's not an autocratic one-party state. But anyway -- you want to talk about changes, fine, fine. But let's talk about context and timing. Using the anniversary of a brutal massacre to praise Beijing? You've got to be kidding me. I wonder how all the friends and relatives of the Tiananmen victims felt, listening to Ma's little statement.

View From Taiwan is likewise critical, saying this is "Ma toadying up to Beijing." I'm beginning to think that Ma is a total disaster.

Perhaps you will spare a thought for Tiananmen, a subject that is taboo in mainland China while around the world it's a symbol of Beijing's brutality.

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Satire Alert: Senate Global Warming Bill Advocates Burning Money Instead of Fossil Fuels

Scrappleface has a glorious new satire that takes aim at the (can I be honest?) ridiculous global-warming bill now in the US Senate.

Here's a piece of the satire. enjoy -- and go read the whole thing.
The global warming bill, up for debate in the Senate this week, includes a little-known provision to reduce the nation’s collective carbon footprint, and to make the U.S. energy-independent by replacing the burning of petroleum products with the burning of paper currency.

Under the terms of the legislation, Congress would require that businesses and individuals burn money to run factories, heat homes and propel motor vehicles.

“Money is a relatively clean-burning, renewable resource,” said Sen. Barbara Boxer, D-CA. “If we need more, we don’t have to go crawling to the Saudis, we simply mandate that our own people send it to us.

Nerd News and Fun: Student Plagiarizes Valedictorian Speech

Even better? The kid cribbed his high school graduation speech from . . . wait for it . . . The Onion!

*MM collapses in helpless giggles.*

Good grief, when I gave my high school speech, I actually wrote the stupid thing. Think about how much funnier it would have been if I had Onionized it!

Nerd Notes: "Anti-Intellectual" Isn't the Same as "Anti-Intellect"

Here is a fascinating post at the PrawfsBlawg. Blurb:
My confession of being an anti-intellectual requires a bit of explanation. Being anti-intellectual is not the same as being anti-intellect. My beef is with a particular social class -- the "intelligentsia" -- and not with the practice of using one's intellect to reflect on experience. In my experience, intellectuals (as a class) are ideologically intolerant, easily offended by ordinary humor, and pretentious in their prejudices, which they disguise as universal truths.

. . . So, yes, I confess to disliking intellectuals and the practice of intellectualism, which, I believe, impedes everyone’s intellect with pretense and ostentation.
Do take a look. I am absolutely sympathetic to the complaint of people who deliberately engage in obscurantism as a form of snobbery.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Airlines May Treat Passengers as "Freight"

Bloomberg has the report.

Wait, though: airlines treating their customers like dumb, mute, non-human objects to be thrown around?

Heck, this happens already every time I fly US Airways, Delta, British Airways . . . I get that too with Ryanair, but I kind of expected that since it's basically a bus company with wings, and the fares are pretty low. But the other airlines . . . Is the last bastion of good service is EVA Air?

Did you know -- once I actually got a "FRAGILE" marker for luggage and attached it to my person? Believe it.

Geek Fun and Amusing Video of the Day: Roomba = Pac-Man

From the folks at Gizmodo, here's a link to the most amusing video of the day (it's from Japan, of course -- where else?). Enjoy:


Geek News: DVD Deathwatch in the Age of Digital Media Downloads

Is the DVD doomed? The physical discs may go the way of the dinosaur (and the VHS videotapes) as digital media downloads look to be the wave of the future.

Hey, this would mean less clutter . . . and I did not mourn the death of the physical music CD at all.

Monday, June 02, 2008

Movie Review: the Cinema-Mad Sibling's Guest Review

It's been added here at the end. Great blurb/movie quote from it: "Iron Man throws a bit of hot rod red into this summer movie season."

The Sibling's been trying to dust off his review-writing skills. It's been a while since he's done a movie review; he's been too busy in his technophiliac pursuits!

Nerd Humor: the 5th Annual Horrible College-Student Poetry Competition

Hilarious!

(Link from Samizdata, which labels the link something really amusing too.)

Nerd Notes: Obama's Commencement Address

I've been too busy to comment, but it was definitely on my to-do list, because even in the admittedly goofy world of university commencement addresses, the Obama address at Wesleyan made me stop and do a double-take. Say WHAT?

As luck would have it, someone else has done my job for me and furiously disassembled the speech. Take a look.

I'll just quote these pricelessly ludicrous lines from the Obama speech:
"Our collective service can shape the destiny of this generation . . . Individual salvation depends on collective salvation."

"Fulfilling your immediate wants and needs betrays a poverty of ambition."

WHAT?

What kind of rehashed collectivist nonsense is THIS? What kind of total lack of faith in individual potential? If I weren't in a hurry this afternoon, I would launch into a full-scale rant. AND ISN'T THE PURSUIT OF INDIVIDUAL NEEDS OTHERWISE KNOWN AS PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY? Well, thanks a lot, Senator Obama, for basically telling me that I have "poverty of ambition" because I want to be successful and self-sufficient! Oh, oh, and if I ever do become rich and prosperous, I suppose you want to tax away all my money so you can give it to other people. There's no generosity like government generosity with Other People's Money. *snort of derision*

I'm of half a mind to write my own "Mad Minerva's Commencement Address" -- what I would say to a campus of graduating seniors if I had the chance. I guarantee you that it'd be the kind of speech that would never make it past the PC sensors/censors.

But for now, I give you P.J. O'Rourke's hypothetical speech. Now that's a graduation oration I can applaud with sincerity.

UPDATE 1: William Kristol piles on Obama's speech also.

UPDATE 2: The Investors' Business Daily editorial page is likewise hostile.

Nerd Journal: Fleeing the Campus

Today is a miserable Monday, but for once I'm happy on a Monday. WHAT?

Here's why: the countdown has started. In less than a week, I'll be fleeing from my exile in Nerdworld to go back home to my native climes and see friends and family! Woooo-HOOOOO! Nerdworld is great and all, but it's not home, and it probably never will be home. Anyway, it's been a very long spring term, and I can't tell you how gloriously, deliriously happy I am that it's all over.

I'm now cheerfully daydreaming, among other things, about massive planned bouts of Wii games (the Sibling and I will challenge all comers to Mario Kart Wii), hanging out with friends at Satan Coffee (mocha frappuccinos for all), going out to indulge in that delightful vice of communal gluttony, and committing in great quantities the mortal nerd-sin of sloth (i.e., not doing a lick of research -- and LOVIN' IT). I can't WAIT.

In fact, I was on the phone last night hatching plots with the buddies I'll soon be seeing. I'm talking about all the usual suspects, of course: the Cinema-Mad Sibling, La Parisienne, Il Barista (aka CPD, Coffeepot Dictator), Alessandra d'Ambrosio, and a few lovelies whom I haven't burdened with silly blog-names (yet). But you know who you are.

The Sibling's supposed to pick me up at the airport. I told him that if he really wanted to be a great guy, he'll be there with a nice big Sonic Route 44-sized cherry limeade waiting for me. Aw, yeah. I am so not kidding.

Summer is here, finally! I do write this, though, in the library, with a big bag of books at my feet. I might be able to leave soon, but there's a pile of "nerdage" that needs to happen before then. But there's now at last a light at the end of the tunnel, and for once it's not an oncoming train.

OK, I'm off. Ice cream time. The East Coast has its various and plentiful disadvantages, but the ubiquity of Ben and Jerry's shops is not one of them! Then back to the ol' apartment to read articles.

So, gentle reader! Any fun summertime thoughts for you? Any holiday plans?

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Nerd Notes: UK taxi driver penalized for his bad grammar

He was denied his license because when he took his English exam, he had . . . incorrect use of apostrophes.

The cabbie is now taking a college course (funded by that font of monetary compassion, the UK taxpayer) so he can take his English exam again.

This is an extreme case of grammar enforcement, but correct grammar is a beautiful thing.

Obama Throws Trinity Church Under the Bus

Obama's left his church. Well, I guess it's like cutting off a gangrenous limb -- get rid of the limb before it infects and kills the entire person (or, in this case, candidacy).

I'm curious, though. If Obamessiah finds the church THAT objectionable, why is he leaving now, after 20 years, only after the media's raised a loud and sustained furor about the (frankly, disturbing and distressing) things being shouted from the pulpit? I mean, COME On, I'm naive, but I'm not that naive.

Listen up -- and the Il Barista and La Parisienne will probably agree -- if you have a real and deep, irreconcilable problem with a church, the sanest thing to do is leave, not hang around.

Euro Notes: France Regulates Line Dancing

No, really! French officials feel the need to regulate American country-western line dancing, a current dance craze over there. Huh?

Any word about the can-can?

Universal Studios is Red-Hot -- Literally.

Oh, dear. A large fire broke out at the venerable Universal Studios and did quite a bit of damage. Reportedly 200 firefighters were called to the scene.