I just realized that it's my mom's birthday today and I forgot to send her a card. Ugh. (You know, of course, that I will now never hear the end of it, and she will use it as fresh ammunition in her maternal guilt-trip lectures. So I am doubly screwed.)
Make It D'oh!
2 comments:
Put a card in the mail--NOW! But screw up the address so that it is returned to you.
When it comes back, pop it in a new envelope with the right address so the return to sender stamp makes it obvious that you suffered an epic personal brain fail rather than a birthday remembering fail.
This is way easier than fixing a dead body in the living room.
I like to think I use my powers of cunning for good and not evil. :-)
Brian! I love the way your devious mind works! Thank goodness you're one of the good guys!
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