Nerd Journal: the Cinema-Mad Sibling Is Pure Dagnasty Evil

(In case you're unsure about the phrase "pure dagnasty evil.")  Now on to matters of greater import: the Cine-Sib just emailed me this, and I warn you now.  DO NOT LISTEN TO IT.  And yet ... it is hilarious in the most degradingly wicked kind of way.  RELATED POST: Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert 1, Rebecca Black 0.