Nerd Fun + Satire Alert: William Carlos Williams as Bad Roommate

This post is for La Parisienne, the Kamikaze Editor, and everyone who loves literature (and playing with it).

Remember William Carlos Williams' famous poem "This Is Just To Say"?

Here are some hilarious new versions of that poem if Williams were a deadbeat roommate. I give you one:

This Is Just to Say

I have bounced
the check
that was for
the electric bill

and which
two weeks ago
I said
was covered

Forgive me
my mom didn’t send
that money order
she promised