LOL: John Scalzi 1, Slate 0

Scalzi eviscerates a particularly awful and whiny Slate article.  The whole thing's worth a read, but I'll leave you with an ice skating reference and what he says about the hapless writing of that terrible piece:

It’s like a triple axel directly into a pile of pig manure. It’s impressive in its way, but you have to question the wisdom of skating on sh*t to begin with.

Bwahahahaha!