"Star Trek Into Darkness" : A Q-and-A as Review

I know, I know, I owe you guys a movie review of the new Trek flick.  (Short version: some good stuff there, along with a great villain.)  In the meanwhile, though, here's a hilariously snarky look at the movie.  Don't read it if you haven't seen it yet, though, because it's crammed full of spoilers.