Q: What does MM hate most in the kitchen?
A: People who tell her what she should or should not eat. In the name of (insert moral-pietistic cause here).
Here is the latest example: "Stop eating lamb and drinking beer if you want to save the planet."
Oh, yeah? Let me tell you something, pal. A planet where you can't eat lamb and drink beer IS NOT A PLANET WORTH LIVING ON.
You may remember my previous meat-rant here. More here and here.
And since I know you're expecting my usual cry of culinary defiance, here it is: You can have my lamb chops, roast lamb, and lamb stew ... WHEN YOU PRY THEM FROM MY COLD, DEAD HAND.