Kitchen Notes: What Does MM Hate Most in the Kitchen?

Q: What does MM hate most in the kitchen?

A: People who tell her what she should or should not eat. In the name of (insert moral-pietistic cause here).

Here is the latest example: "Stop eating lamb and drinking beer if you want to save the planet."

Oh, yeah? Let me tell you something, pal. A planet where you can't eat lamb and drink beer IS NOT A PLANET WORTH LIVING ON.

You may remember my previous meat-rant here. More here and here.

And since I know you're expecting my usual cry of culinary defiance, here it is: You can have my lamb chops, roast lamb, and lamb stew ... WHEN YOU PRY THEM FROM MY COLD, DEAD HAND.