History Nerd Fun: 10 Reasons to Go Back to the Dark Ages

This is a hilarious list.  Oh, never mind the fact that mortality rates for everybody were sky-high!  Dark Age denizens had organic veggies and plenty of exercise!  They had low unemployment and no obnoxious PAC lobbyists!  (Nope, they just had serfdom, nepotism, simony, indulgences, witch hunts, Viking raids, the Black Death, rampant illiteracy, no antibiotics, no indoor plumbing or electricity, and people like the Borgias calling the shots!  Plus no high-speed wireless Internet access!  Oh, the humanity.)

"Help, help, I'm being repressed!"