Movie Madness: The Nominees for Best Picture

I refuse to watch the bloated, self-aggrandizing yet boring perversity that is otherwise known as the Academy Awards (sorry, James Franco -- you might be as cute as a button, but your pretty little face as host isn't enough).  Still, I am vaguely curious which film will get the Best Picture Oscar.  Here's a useful rundown of the nominees.  Oh, and I will watch the red carpet arrivals for the express purpose of mocking the bad outfits that are bound to appear.  (If you're in the mood for fashion snarking right NOW, you can relive the hideousness of the Golden Globes.)