My personal favorites include:
- BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
- BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
- LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
- SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS: Layabout stepdaughter shacks up with seven miners.
- SPIDER-MAN: Nerd gets bitten by spider, complains about how this ruins his life for years to come.
- SUPERMAN RETURNS: Illegal immigrant is deadbeat dad.
- TWILIGHT: Girl gives up college for stalker.
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