Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Life Imitates Satire: Al Gore Writes Eco-Poetry

The high priest of the Greenie secular religion Al Gore has now apparently begun to write eco-poetry. Oh, boy! The potential for hilarity is LIMITLESS! (I hope this isn't a joke.)

Check out the opening lines of Gore's craptastic, overcooked poem. It's as bad as anything written by self-absorbed adolescents with delusions of profundity. I cannot stop laughing! Life Imitates The Onion again:

One thin September soon
A floating continent disappears
In midnight sun

Vapors rise as
Fever settles on an acid sea

It's time for a good old-fashioned poetry slam!

2 comments:

Brian J. Dunn said...

I think there must be a typo there, Minerva.

Gore is writing what I believe is "ego-poetry."

Mad Minerva said...

Heehee! Great point.