Free Audiobook from Audible.Com

But you will have to remember to cancel your trial before the 2-week-long free trial period is over.  Still, audiobooks!  They're like bedtime stories for grown-ups!  Plus, they make lovely diversion when you are traveling or stuck in traffic.  And narrating is a skill and an art, and really talented narrators give you a tiny taste of why, back in the day, bards and minstrels and troubadours and professional storytellers had such an audience.