Asians Don't Count -- We're White

I've said this before, and it's true in practice ... and maddening.  Here's a fresh tale.  The term "minority" doesn't apply to Asians, even though statistically speaking, we make up the smallest segment of the American population.  You know I hate the diversity/identity politics/race-baiting/affirmative action game.  I also hate hypocrisy and cheating and rigging the game and double standards, and I say: how is this mess not basically racist discrimination against Asians?  PFFFFFFT.  Do you recall how in apartheid South Africa, Asians were counted as white?  UPDATE:  Also this.