OK, this is possibly the only government bailout I could even think about supporting! Yes, we're talking about Parmigiano Reggiano, the undisputed king of cheeses -- and a 50 million euro bailout.
Link via Serious Eats.
In all seriousness, though, I would buy more of this glorious cheese, but it is so dreadfully expensive.
(At least the online Parmigiano cheese game is free. Oh, those darn Italians!)