You'll never look at coffee the same way again. Of course, the Hello Kitty cappuccino is basically guaranteed to wake you up in the morning. You won't even need its caffeine. In fact, you won't even need to drink it. One glance at the face in the foam is enough. The sheer blood-curdling fear and agony will have you wide awake in no time (and sprinting out the door, weeping with terror).
Dedicated to Il Barista, La Parisienne, and Noli Me Tangere!
5 comments:
All hail the Kitty! Worship the Kitty! Commit proskynesis before the Kitty! Or else!
I saw a girl wearing a Hello Kitty shirt last week. Not a surprising thing in-and-of itself, but the venue in which I saw it was a bit out of line with what you'd expect.
It was a Testament, Motorhead, Heaven & Hell, and Judas Priest concert!
Hey, that's exactly where I would wear a Hello Kitty T.
^^that was me by the way.
I love it, and yet it makes me so uncomfortable... Like uncle Charlie... oh, wait... maybe that went too far.
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